Battleblock Theater Ending
At the end of the game..
Our hero hugged Hatty with a goofy grin, but Hatty just stayed completely motion and emotionless. What used to be a smile was now just a straight line; his face was streaked with tears instead of happiness. He wasn't talking. He wasn't moving. He wasn't responding to anything or anyone. He was an utter and complete vegetable.
He was just the shell of a man with nothing inside. The king of friendship was only a memory now..
There are no alternative endings in Battleblock Theater. Code vein demo transfer. If this was the video you were referring to, it seems like they were using 'all endings' to refer to the chapter ending cutscenes, since there is no difference between that video and any other compilation of cutscenes in the game. Battleblock Theater - Tips, Tricks And Random Facts Sign in to follow this. The name of the bear (appearing in the Hall of Dudes and in the ending) is 'Honey Hug'. This can be seen on a poster on the wall of the outside area before Act 7.
Then the waves thrashed to and fro, fro and to! The S.S Friendship was rocking from side to side, and Hatty, unable to defend himself, was thrown overboard by the violent side to side motion of the ship. SPLASH! He sank down to the depths of the ocean passing fish and animals. He sank all the way down, still emotionless. His hat sank with him. Then Hatty reached the bottom of the ocean, and landed with a barely audible thud. Then something came down too. It was the hat! Still glowing with a eerie veil of red, it landed on Hatty's head. Poor Hatty . . . he will be missed. Oh wait! Something's happening! Oh no, nevermind. WAIT! YES IT IS!
The hat shook violently, almost as violently as the very ship that had thrown him overboard. Look! The hat was changing! What was once an eerie, red, bloody, death-glow was now a bright, grassy-green glow! Double switch. It's brighter than a gem - and prettier, too. Suddenly the hat stopped shaking and a laser of the most brilliant green emitted from the top of the hat. Hatty flew through the water, into the air and up, up, up! He flew to space and farther! Boy, he had to tell his friends about it! They would all be so jealous . . .
'I wish I could have been there! Wow, space! Take me with you next time!' They say. Anyway, after passing the stars in the sky, he stopped flying and went down, down, down, faster and faster as he fell. He entered Earth's atmosphere like a fireball - 'cause he was on fire, see? Somehow not dying or losing the hat, he reached Earth. He was in the middle of nowhere, lost in a desert. But wait - it's not the middle of nowhere - there's a road! And look - there's a sign - and lights!
A sign in the distance read: 'WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS.' Hooray - I love Las Vegas!
But how will Hatty get back to his friends?
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Ladies, (Mmmmm-tk-tk) and gentlemen. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces, as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. A story as heart warming and soft as a mother's kiss, or is it?
Shhhhh…
Once upon a time there was a boat, now this wasn't just any boat children. It was a ship! A ship full of friends, hundreds of friends, best friends one and all! A veritable friend-ship it was… Get it? But it wouldn't be very ladylike of me not to mention the most noteworthy friend on board, Hatty Hattington.
Say HI to Hatty!
Hatty was like king friend of friendship kingdom, best friend to one and all, and the walking definition of 'handsome gentlemen!'
Now one fine morning, Hatty and pals set out for a new, exciting adventure. What fantastic wonders will they discover this time? Perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship. Perhaps they'd find an island made entirely of candy! Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary, swashbuckling pirates and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy!
Who knew? But it didn't matter… So long as they were together, there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared.
Now today t'was a day like any other adventure-y day, spirits were uncrushably high, everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time! When suddenly the ocean was all like 'Surprise!' and a huge, massive storm brewed out of nowhere!
*Whooooosh Wwohsoooh Woooshsbmlmba*
Boy, that was quick!
*Woooshlmvmhem*
And there was thunder, BOOM!
And the lightning, BOOM!
And the wind, BOO—*wusohsoshshushush..*
And like that, it was over..
'Is everyone okay?' said Hatty, 'I don't know what I'd do if I lost even one of you!', Hatty continued.
But the eye of the storm is very misleading children, NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT! Because the ocean was all like 'SIKE!' and it came back even bigger this time, twice as big!
*Wshoooshoooshooo*
As if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth!…
*Wsho-shuubrbrbrbbrbljusjusjs*
Boy he was pis— he was mad!
*shoo-weshooumshooo*
And the rain came down like a shower of bullets, ahhh ahhh!… and the floorboards were buckling and creaking and breaking and pieces of their ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams, and then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, 'I say gentlemen, I do believe we’re in quite a spot of bother!' and everyone was like, 'Really?!What tipped you off genius?' and then Hatty was all like, 'Hey be nice!'
*Whoosh-oosh oosh oosh!*
Huge giant waves thrashed the boat to and fro, fro and to, Carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the cold, unforgiving abyss of the deep, dark ocean, everyone was screaming like, 'HELP ME!'
Splash! Splash! Then there was this huge whale like, 'Mwwahhhh!' made it super scary. And I think there was a shark…
*Woosh-woosh*
Yup, there he is! Oh God! And then Hatty was all like, 'Hold onto your butts, Land Ho!'
And then Bang! Bang-Bang! Smash! A shipwreck! As told by their fate books of fate… and while it seems like the end, this is only the beginning of a fantastic journey for the brave crew of the S.S Friend-ship.
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I would!
And you know, a little warning would have been nice. You know, before they threw us head first into this gladiatorial, prisony place. With its perilous melody of twisted stage productions that shreds the silky fabric which weaves together the fragile blanket of sanity that keeps us sane.
But you know, whatever…
Either way it's safe to say we're in quite a pickle jar here! We gotta rescue our friends and get back to Mr. Boat!
I mean, they'd do the same for you, and adventuring just wouldn't be the same without.. I dunno, THIS guy!
Best chef in ALL the land!
Food so stupid delicious, one taste would blow your face through the back of your head.
Like BANG, SPLAT.
And who could forget this quirky fellow? Ya know, he owns a bat farm back home, and his lifelong dream is breed a terrifying race of SUPER-BATS!
None of which makes any sense of course, because he's absolutely terrified of bats.
And this lovely lass always tells the BEST bedtime stories, HANDS-DOWN! Plus, she always smells like chocolate, so that's good!
And then there's this guy and this.. handsome fellow and. that. thing. dheshu
All your best friends, IMPRISONED! And they don't like it very much because it's BAD and HORRIBLE.
And then there's Hatty, the best friend of all. Why did he stab us in the back and twist the blade? I mean, just this morning he gave everyone flowers and presents. And now he goes out of our way to hurt our feelings?
Oh, I think not - you can't fool me, Hatty would NEVER betrayal us. b-betray us NEVER!
Something fishy is going on around here AND I THINK I DON'T LIKE IT RIGHT NOW AT ALL.
It's must have something to do with that scary albeit fashionable hat!
Sure looks evil..
I mean it's glowing red and stuff. Glowy red stuff is always bad. Everybody knows that!
So what dangerous treats lie in store as we continue to unravel this treacherous sweater?
I don't know. But use caution!
As you continue your galant endeavor!
Don't, don't like fail and die and stuff, CAUSE IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW!
Wh- Why'd it, Why'd it do that. That was, that was scary..
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'Blah blah blah'
'But you know what they say:
'When life gives you potatoes, make potato salad'
And I've got just the recipe!'
Hit it!
Pull up your socks and dance! (WHOO!)
Buck-buck-BAWK-BAWK-Buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka-buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants!
Hey!, I said dance!
Buck-buck-BOK-BOK-Buckle your pants
(Yeah?)
Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen!
(What?)
Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages!
(Yahee!)
Buckle your pants
Hey you!
Buckle your pants!
Yes you!
Buckle your pants!
Everybody!
Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)
Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants!
Or your pants will fall to the ground!
Just buckle them baby, nice and tight please!
Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants!
Buck-buck-buck-buck-buckle your pants!Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants!
Buck-buck-buck-buck-buckle your pants!
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